Everytime I stand up Someone’s in my way you’ve got a real big head Give’n me the high hat Everyday I rise up Standing in my way Happens every concert I attend Give me the high hat Everytime I get up You’re still in my way It happened just last night at the Springsteen show Give me the high hat *build up* I will Cut you off / at the knees Then we’ll finally see eye to eye My friend It’ll be quite a beautiful day once we’re looking at your insides. Everytime I stand up Anger also rises It;s a reckoning day, for all you tall fucks Give me the high hat Now that I’m stood up And holding my chairback I’ll smack your drawn out ugly horse face Give me the high hat (Chorus 2) Hey there tiny Wait are you behind me? Hey there tiny Hey how’s that weather down there Hey there tiny Hey there tiny Everytime I stand up Your big head is in my way And I can’t help but get excited at your humiliation Everytime I stand up Your high hat is in my way And I can’t help but get excited at your humiliation I pledge allegiance / To the flag Of all righteous americans in the normal height range Of 5’4 to 5’10 Any taller than that And your fate is sealed

Ohm Ohm Ohm Ohm This is where I sleep Looks like trash, smells like trash Beast beast beast they cry Beast beast yes i am that guy Hey kid, why did you come here Hey kid, you know i can sense fear It’s time to get the lead out You might want to get the fuck out Beast beast beast they cry Beast beast yes and i comply Hey kid, your future’s become clear Hey kid, have you ever tried beer Well, you’re grown up You’ve shown up Lets bring this tone up Till you’ve thrown up Now You are an adult and You are your own man Your parents are lame And I think it’s time you took a stand You are an adult and You are your own man Your chest need some hair It’s time for you to pound that can

I don’t care I don’t care My boss’s son is a REAL piece of shit The way he grooms his facial hair make me want to Slap his face My boss’s son is a REAL piece of shit The way he’s talking to his mom makes me want to SLAP HIS FACE But I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I hate everything Everything that he’s got And I gotta push it down It just my lot My boss’s son is a REAL piece of shit The way he’s on the internet Giggling with all his friends Standing at the top of the stairs I know I could push him down Like a little nudge and he’s down Just a slap in the ass, and he’s down Just a kick in the butt, and he’s down And I hope he lands On his face But I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I don’t care I hate everything Everything that he’s got And I gotta push it down It just my lot

Charlatan You may have hoodwinked my friends But i see what’s going on, I see inside I see what’s going on, I see your shame filled eyes Uh huh. I see your game. I see your game I see your game x4 Charlatan I’m just a blue color man I may not traveled the world, or gotten higher learning But if my son is sawed in half back behind that curtain You’re gonna pay. In blood And also in pain You’ll feel some pain I see your game x6 Pullin those hankerchiefs out of your ass That wand you love is now broken in half Keep making my kids pick out a card This path you’re on is paved pretty hard, hard, hard Road you’re on Oh, distract me? Oh, distract me? I’m not the one who;s about to be distracted Nah, I’m not the one to be distracted I’m not the one who’s about to be distrracted I see right through it, I see your game, oh I see your game You’re all the same I see your game It’s not what you claimed I see your game You’ll live in pain I guess you were the one surprised at the end, Charlatan

Dear diary of barb, hold on a sec, that sounded bad out loud. October first, nineteen eighty six, today is the day Imma finally get it I’ve got a secret It’s not some terrible thing I’m trying to hide or an Oprah book or something like that I’m out in the woods Not in the figurative woods but actually cold woods and I’m -hanging -out -all -alone until you guys get here. Don’t smoke Don’t fuck Don’t drink At least I can fucking think When you guys Get here You will see Cause Ian he said to me And didn’t forget it, I’m gonna GET IT, Get it I’m a fucking Get it I’ve got a secret earth crisis all day, seven seconds at night cause I figured this world out and now I’m on to solving bigger problems I’m out in the woods And this is the place I can use my adult words and DAMN if it doesn’t feel good, I’ll use them on you Get it GET IT, Get it I’m a fucking Get it WHAT IT IS take my advice WHAT IT IS it’s my worldly virginity WHAT IT IS it’s my natural superiority Do you see these xes on my hand Maybe you can finally understand what I’m talking about

It’s a Tragedy What I mean when i say That I was watching TV the other day and marshal mathers, he popped up, he spoke to me He said You’ve got anger you’ve got sass Much like me a checkered past A father might have a favorite son, and I may only have one eye but i can see pretty clearly that I’ve been on the wrong path for most of my life I should have been an MC, the BEST MC If I can just get my dictionary out and figure out What rhymes with murder This is the diss to make me famous My rhymes are sick Plutoxin sick That’s super super sick This is the diss to make me famous You’re just gonna break Like an internal break This is the diss to make me famous Your stomach will turn From just getting burned This whole world will burn Now.. My Name Is Snake and I’m Here To Say That I like to Rap in a Murderous Way Ay yay yae My Name is Snake and I’m here to State That Michael Meyers is a terrible name Don’t you forget about this snake Don’t you sleep on this snake Don’t you forget about this snake Did you guys here that i rhymed snake with snake X2 Mic drop

Nerds Nerds Nerds These Khakis make me feel furios (but) It’s an equal trade not to look like all you nerds NERDS NERDS NERDS Oooooo Eugene…. Eugene I’m coming at you from a position of power and yes my lats are worked out every hour I don’t wanna give you a wedgie I wish life had worked out differently but suck it up, buttercup, cause that’s what’s up, buttercup White Cotton Rips As your dignity dips White cotton rips as the humiliation takes its grips white cotton rips cause i switched to the twisted grip Hey, stan the man, Stan, Stanley, You’re looking yolked, just like me I know you’re looking for conformity and I’d rather be a wolf, than a fucked sheep I don’t wanna give Eugene a wedgie but I guess it’s better him than yours truly so suck it up, buttercup, cause it’s what’s up, buttercup Lamar’s just standing there on his phone I think he’s watching attack of the clones My fist comes in like a drone …..drone …...drone Now the Ogre stands alone …...alone …….alone

Stay with me Say with me Stay with me I’ve gota few things to get off my chest over here My hand’s up My pizza just arrived My palms are greasy, my hands are greasy, well my shirt feels greasy, and my soul feels greasy, can a soul feel greasy, well my hair is greasy, this box is greasy, the roni’s greasy, the shrooms are greasy, like extra greasy, This box is so greasy i think it might even fall apart Our eyes lock and you see me as the hedge fund man-a-ger that could put your grand kids into private schools. That potential is real, I’m gonna hang ten through this life into a big ass house with a big ass pool after I sell this weed To all of my friends friends! Friends Hey, we could be best friends Friends for the rest of our lives Friends we could be friends Friends despite all of our strife Hoooooo Hoooomieeeess I stand up and hand the de liv ery guy a crisp 20 dollar bill to cover the cost of coming to the school. To cover the costs of making this work. We’ve built a bond thats goddamn strong and that’s worth every penny in these dirty jeans Friends! They’re best thing in life, you know you want some good in your life? Friends, we could be good ass friends, if even have your back in a back alley knife fight Friends Hey, we could be best friends Friends for the rest of our lives Friends we could be friends Friends despite all of our strife 5 cent, 5 cent, 5 cent for a double it's a good deal, its a pizza steal, i got it for you 5 cent, 5 cent, 5 cent for a double it's a good deal, its a pizza steal, cause I adore you 5 cent, 5 cent, 5 cent for a double it's a good deal, it was a pizza steal, it wasn’t for me, I hate this shit and I want to get something nice for Yoooaoooaoa